Well that explains things....

Sis. Horne's VLB service last night explained...

...why I've been greatly overwhelmed these past few weeks.
...why you probably should not invite me to your sick room.
...why I'm not useful when you drop cake on the floor. ;-)
...why my Mercy husband thinks we should be in the same room at all times.
...why I keep telling Sis. Smith to "just say no".
...why I would rather have "Faithful" on my tombstone than "she was well liked".
...why I highly regard deep thinking teachers/preachers, wishing to be more like them.
...why I like fences.
...why modern worship music irritates me.  How often must one Lalala about how God created the universe????
...why I NEED to understand the "bedrock bottom line" of Bible doctrine. 
...why I have to work hard to understand the concept of "Abba Father".
...why I think the solution to most problems is to "straighten up and fly right". Ha!

Oh and BTW Sis. Horne...when I said I was "almost offended"...that was a joke...please tell Bro. Horne not to get all worried. :-)